Reviews by Jack Denault


Sin City

Dark ride of violence




Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the

Don't Panic!




House of Wax

Death of an Heiress




Incredibles, the

Fighting crime as a family




Kung Fu Hustle

Needs more hustle, and more kung fu




Kicking and Screaming

He shoots... he misses wide, way wide!




Crash

The Way of the Gun




Mindhunters

Mind Games Can Be Fun




Star Wars Episode III The Revenge of the Sith

It's Finally Over!




Are We There Yet?

Vancouver Churns Out More Crap




Boogeyman

He Should Stay in the Closet




Elektra

Hot Heroine Cold Movie




Hotel Rwanda

An Exercise in Guilt and Shame




Troy

Mr. Pitt The Sexy




The Village

Hey Fonzy! Meet My Daughter




Touch of Pink

Carey Grant Meet Elvis Presley




DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story

Balls To The Wall!




The Bourne Supremacy

Affleck Really Sucks Lately




Shrek 2

Better, Faster and Funnier!




The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi

The Hand is Quicker Than The Eye




Saved!

Holy Rollers... Until The Wheels Fall Off




Collateral

Driver Carries Less Than $5.00 Change




Spider-Man/Spider-man 2

The Everyman's Superhero




The Terminal

We're Sorry! Flight 1946 To The Academy Awards Has Been Cancelled




Pitch Black/The Chronicles of Riddick

Time To Outrun Those Explosions Again




Van Helsing

Summer Fun




The Day After Tomorrow

The Day After Tomorrow, I'm Going Back To See Shrek 2




Mean Girls

What A Rack!




Super Size Me

Do You Want Fries With That Coronary




Suspect Zero

Bullspit!




Madagascar

This Ain't No Shrek!




Longest Yard

Sandler finally back on his game




House of Flying Daggers

The Chinese Finally Get it Right




Ladder 49

Did You Check That Door For Heat?




Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Carrey Is Getting Tired




Meet The Fockers

Focken Funny




Team America: World Police

Terrorize This!




The Forgotten

The Best X-Files Episode I've Seen In a While




The Grudge

Chilling Good Fun




The Woodsman

Evil Lurks At Every Turn




Million Dollar Baby

Time To Cull The Herd




Lords of Dogtown

No Posers!




Layer Cake

Bittersweet




It's All Gone Pete Tong

Hooray For The Handicapped!




Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Great Summer Fun




Batman Begins

The Real Deal




War of the Worlds

The Story of AIDS




Fantastic Four

Craptastic Four




Wedding Crashers, the

Not Quite A Crash and Burn




Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Sweet!




Thatmoviesite's Best Reviewed Films of 2005

A History of Violence




Land of the Dead

I Wish They Would Just Die Already!




Island, the

Message in a Bottle... Disguised as a Molotov Cocktail




Sky High

Less Painful Than Detention




Dukes of Hazzard

YEE-HAW-FUL!




Aristocrats, the

Shocking Revolting Comedic Genius




Four Brothers

This Revenge Too Chilli For My Taste




Red Eye

Enjoyable Turbulence




40 Year Old Virgin, the

Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat?




Underclassman, the

A Failing Grade




Transporter 2

Best Car Commercial Ever!




Man, the

Like Rush Hour, But Less Entertaining




Exorcism of Emily Rose, the

No Pea Soup In This One




Lord of War

Iran-Contra, Hollywood Style




History of Violence

No Kidding!




Unfinished Life, an

Pooh Chronicles




Flight Plan

Air Sickness at Ground Level




{Proof}

e To The i pi Plus One is Zero




Two for the Money

No Need to Get Ready, Or to Go to This Show.




Domino

Has Scott Chipped Out?




Saw 2

Much Sharper With More Teeth




Weather Man, the

Mostly Calm and Settled, But Enjoyable.




Jarhead

Pointless, Like Most of Our Recent Wars




Derailed

Too Many Clues Spoils The Destination




Just Friends

Great Christmas Fun




Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Best Wizardry So Far




Ice Harvest

Not Quite Ripe




Munich

Murder For The Greater Good?




Brokeback Mountain

Ballsy!




Bad Santa

Christmas Adult Style




Syriana

Bloody Americans




Chronicles of Narnia - The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Sanitized For Your Protection




King Kong 2005

One Angry Monkey




Transamerica

The Road Really Less Traveled




Capote

Manipulative Bastard




Wolf Creek

Walkabout in Hell




Producers, the

Please Exit Stage Right




Ringer, the

Hardly Retarded




Fun With Dick and Jane

Some Fun, Mostly Bore




Top Ten Lists 2005

Jack's Top Ten Best and Top Five Worst




Hostel

Painful!




Matador, the

Watch For The Bull




Karla

Deadly




Final Destination 3

Wicked Ride!




Pink Panther, the

Stupid Drives a Smart




Firewall

Doused




Oscar Picks 2005

It's All Bullshit Anyway!




16 Blocks

Gridlock




The Hills Have Eyes

You Might Need to Cover Yours




V For Vendetta

Victorious Vilification




Inside Man

Rip Off




Stay Alive

Better Than Doom




Ice Age 2 the Meltdown

Warms My Heart




Scary Movie 4

Toilet Fun




Thank You For Smoking

Smooth




Rocket, the

He Shoots, He Scores!




Silent Hill

Keep it Quiet




Sentinel, the

Secrets Revealed




R.V.

Not Vacation




Mission Impossible 3

Self Destructing




Poseidon

Breathtaking Voyage




Da Vinci Code, the

Smart Car, Smart Film




Over the Hedge

Needs Trimming




X-Men the Last Stand

It Ain't Over




Napoleon Dynamite

Fizzles




Omen, the

Lame Devil




Break Up, the

More Drama Than Comedy




Superman Returns

Dog Eat Dog




Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Mans Chest

Blimey!




Clerks II

Thank You Come Again




Lady in the Water

All Wet




Miami Vice

Busted




Talladega Nights The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Running On Fumes




World Trade Center

I Love New York




Snakes on a Plane

Sweet Venom!




Jackass Number Two

AFV on Crack!




Departed, the

A Must See




Grudge 2, the

More Like Sludge




Prestige, the

No Need To Watch Closely




Shut Up and Sing

No Really, Shut Up!




Borat

I Hope You Like




Saw 3

Bloody Good




Turistas

Achtung!




Rocky Balboa

Final Round, Hopefully.




Top Ten Lists 2006

Jack's 10 Best, but too many bad ones to mention!




2006 Oscar Nominees

The Departed




Smokin Aces

Doesn't Light Up




Ghost Rider

Hauntingly Bad, Yet Enjoyable.




Oscar Predictions 2006

Jack's Worst Year Ever




Zodiac

*&%#$$@#*!




Wild Hogs

Crappy Ham




300

Gladiator 2- The Queen Returns




Hills Have Eyes 2, the

No Means No




Grindhouse

And I'm Spent




Vacancy

Vacant Ending




Spider-man 3

The Crying Chronicles




Shrek Series

Shrek 2's Better, Faster and Funnier




Shrek the Third

Throw This One in the Swamp




Live Free or Die Hard

Yippee Yippee Yippee




Transformers

Too Much for the Eye




Iron Man

Rock Solid




Christmas Picks

Bad Santa





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